Hello again, my friends. I have returned to you with yet another truth. This time, we will be looking at the wonder that is nature; specifically, the sky above us. Such a beautiful thing indeed. It changes from a shade of blue in the morning, to a reddish-orange at dusk, to a dark, starry void at night, and back to orange at dawn. It can be covered in grey clouds, blotting out the sun, but most of the time it is as clear as can be, so much too hat we can see the moon, the stars, the planets, constellations, etc. However, let us take a minute to step back and look at this thing we call “the sky”.
In case you have not noticed, I have enumerated several aspects of the skies above that make absolutely no sense. How is it possible that the naked eye can see planets, let alone balls of gas that are billions and billions of kilometres away? How is it possible that we can see the Moon if the sky is as polluted as we say it is? The answer is this, my friends: there is a dome around the Earth.
It is the only logical explanation. It is the only way we would be able to see all these things in the sky. It is ridiculous that the naked human eye can see celestial objects that are completely out of our grasp. That is, unless they are not what we are looking at. Take the Moon, for example. Ever noticed how it looks like we are looking at a high-definition image? Exactly. If you look closely at it you can see its distinct features, down to its many craters. Consider also constellations. They are complete fabrications of man, yes, but they look absolutely stupid. With the exception of the Big Dipper, they look nothing like what they are supposed to depict! You cannot tell me that the Lynx constellation looks like an actual lynx (see image). This does not make any sense! The only way for this to work would be if they were rough depictions drawn on an overarching dome, by someone else. I will get to this later and it will be all the more clear.
Therefore, my friends, the Earth is concealed in a gigantic dome. Oxygen and all the atmospheric gases are still there; we have merely not seen the true aspects of space. Now, I do not mean to imply that the Moon landing was faked; I just mean that the way we see the Moon with the naked eye is not the actual way it is. I know I am starting to sound like Plato now, but just bear with me.
You might have some counter-arguments in mind. For example, you might want to ask me why whoever did this would go through such lengths to lie to us about the world. Well, I never did say we were being lied to, did I? The government has done this for our sake. We are in fact being protected from aliens, that is, the ancient aliens that will descend upon us one day, when they will be reborn. This would explain why the Moon landing actually happened, but we are still protected; or why we send rovers to Mars. The Earth still exists in space, but there are merely screenings that have been put up on the inside of the dome, for us to have a rough glimpse of what the world outside Earth looks like.
Another counter, you may say, is the telescope, and how we were able to see the moons of Jupiter as far back as the 16th century, and that whoever built this dome could not have done it as far back as then. This means it must have been done when alien sightings first happened. I suspect it was built in the 1970s or 80s, or possibly as early as the 1950s. This would explain why constellations look so stupid. Back when people could see space in Ancient Greece, constellations actually looked like what they were supposed to depict, but now, since the stars in the sky are merely depictions of what they really are, they look nothing like what they are named after!
Thus, my friends, the Earth has a protective dome around its atmosphere, so that Earth may be safe from aliens. Sure, there are meteorites that breach it every now and then, but I suspect these are easily repaired. Actually, these may very well be fractured pieces of the dome that come careening down on us. It would also explain why the only meteorite to ever really impact the Earth was over 65 million years ago, when there was no dome.
I hope you have enjoyed this truth, my friends, and I will return to you with another one. If you do not hear from me again, you know what has happened, and what is yet to come.