If I Were
My mom left me alone at home
For three months
And all she left me
Were Twinkies
I ran out and am looking for something to eat
I can’t find the can opener
All I wanted from this life was Spaghettio’s
I told you that’s all I wanted
And if I could I would live inside the Spaghettio’s factory
And be a Spaghettio chef
I’ve attended a school with courses in cooking
But they never taught me the recipe for Spaghettio’s
Or for Twinkies
How do they make them?
Where do they come from?
Who am I?
Written By: Kirstin Lachance
